The Holy Empire of Tuk tuk is a mammoth, orderly nation, remarkable for its restrictive gun laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, cynical population of 5.867 billion Tuk tukians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.1%.

The strong Tuk tukian economy, worth 276 trillion guilders a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Woodchip Exports, and Soda Sales. Average income is 47,204 guilders, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 251,834 per year while the poor average 4,650, a ratio of 54.2 to 1.

Crime is a problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Tuk tuk's national animal is the sheep.

Tuk tuk is ranked 139,804^th in the world and 1^st in Gode for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 485.4 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.