The Most Serene Republic of Tuckiania is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its ban on automobiles, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 6.697 billion Tuckianians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Administration, although Industry, Education, and Environment are also considered important, while Welfare and International Aid are ignored. The average income tax rate is 30.5%.

The thriving Tuckianian economy, worth 521 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 77,896 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

Space shuttles are lying silent on the runway till the Space Agency can work out how to fit a creche and a meditation room into their next spacecraft, elite teams of assassins have been sent into Brasilistan, future forecasters fearfully discuss grey goo and human obsolescence, and emergency services don't respond to trailer park fires. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Tuckiania's national animal is the fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Tuckiania is ranked 50,498^th in the world and 931^st in Jihad Army of the Emperor for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 54,138.04 Standard Monetary Units.