The State of Tuathloch is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, democratic population of 17.576 billion Tuathlochians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. The average income tax rate is 18.9%.

The strong Tuathlochian economy, worth 984 trillion betales a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Pizza Delivery, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 56,011 betales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Long arduous trials are held for the most trivial of offences, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, the people of Tuathloch are renowned for their nihilistic attitudes, and Tuathloch has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tuathloch's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Tuathloch is ranked 196,205^th in the world and 4^th in Mecklenburg Vorpommern for Most Beautiful Environments, with 473.78 pounds of wildlife per square mile.