The Republic of Tsuyahime is a mammoth, efficient nation, notable for its infamous sell-swords, anti-smoking policies, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 8.936 billion Tsuyahimeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 27.2%.

The very strong Tsuyahimean economy, worth 719 trillion rices a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 80,524 rices, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians and casino owners who so much as wander into the same room are arrested on the spot, churches across the land are hurriedly installing auto-tune for their choirs, building a phallus out of Minecraft blocks counts as indecent exposure, and metal detectors have been banned after a bottle cap caused a riot at the beach. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tsuyahime's national animal is the rice farmer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Tsuyahime is ranked 120,760^th in the world and 763^rd in Remembrance for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 633.21 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.