The Scratch of Gdfsg land is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by gdfsgdfsgdfg with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, ubiquitous missile silos, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 2.335 billion Gdfsg personnel are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gdfsg city. The average income tax rate is 56.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gdfsgian economy, worth 309 trillion gdfsg coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 132,364 gdfsg coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens with artificial limbs are forbidden to serve as beauty pageant judges, teenagers claim that morning paper rounds are performance art, the tax agency is feared more than serial killers and terrorists, and the only movement outdoors is of ramen-delivery drones. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gdfsg land's national animal is the gdfsgshep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is WiNDoWs LOL.

Gdfsg land is ranked 29,814^th in the world and 688^th in the South Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 220.62 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.