The Isle of Tsiyon is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Lord Dagon Yadin with a fair hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 3.461 billion Tsiyonians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mazal. The average income tax rate is 13.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Tsiyonian economy, worth 222 trillion barzels a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Trout Farming, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 64,389 barzels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Lord Dagon Yadin has just been declared ruler of Tsiyon in an international press conference, Tsiyon has designated Mazal as its capital city, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, and the comic book series 'Lord Dagon Yadin and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Tsiyon's national animal is the carp, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Tehom-Elism.

Tsiyon is ranked 127,804^th in the world and 4^th in Jerusalem for Most Developed, scoring 57.67 on the Human Development Index.