The World Disassembly of Tsearan is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its ban on automobiles, ritual sacrifices, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 12.906 billion Tsearanians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed, including voting. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Administration, and Social Policy are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare are ignored. The average income tax rate is 29.5%.

The Tsearanian economy, worth 637 trillion rubledollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 49,374 rubledollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Academics are questioning the quality of the nation's newly-reprinted science textbooks, disadvantaged youths often commit felonies to enhance their educational prospects, serial killers who are released early distribute death but not their seed, and the dartboard at the Tsearanian Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of Leader's face. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Tsearan's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Tsearan is ranked 122,294^th in the world and 1^st in Radioactive Desert for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 615.86 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.