The Hyperviolent Terrorist State of Tsarus 2142 is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by The Light with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, pith helmet sales, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 13.936 billion Strazhnist Tsarusians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Spirituality also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neu Teissure. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 80.9%.

The powerhouse Strazhnist Tsarusian economy, worth a remarkable 1,532 trillion Units a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 109,963 Units, with the richest citizens earning 7.2 times as much as the poorest.

The intelligence community is playing 4-D chess with an imaginary spy network, disputed territories across Tsarus are being claimed by Strazhnist Tsarusian college students, in musicals everybody's a little bit racist, and hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tsarus 2142's national animal is the Timber Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Eldritch Gnosticism.

Tsarus 2142 is ranked 325,580^th in the world and 4^th in Tsarus for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -13.02 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.