The Free Republic of Truzipa is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Dominic Sevback with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ritual sacrifices, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 1.349 billion Truzipans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Truzpian City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 62.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Truzipan economy, worth 140 trillion Miuags a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 104,218 Miuags, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.

Claiming to have performed the Heimlich Maneuver is a popular defense for assault charges, soldiers stream their classified military operations live for millions of fans, the government is hoping that medical aid will speak louder than human rights abuses, and the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Truzipa's national animal is the Bee, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Yodleism.

Truzipa is ranked 35,156^th in the world and 87^th in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,441.63 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.