The Workers' Democracy of Trotskya is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by the people with a fair hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, pith helmet sales, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 24.272 billion Trotskyans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trotskygrad. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Trotskyan economy, worth a remarkable 7,379 trillion Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 304,022 Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The latest electric jet fighter has almost enough battery charge to reach cruising altitude -- provided you don't use the radar, Bigtopian interference in domestic elections is always democratically sanctioned, the parliament building has installed a revolving door, and it's a long jump to get onto the housing ladder. Crime is totally unknown. Trotskya's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Trotskya is ranked 291,438^th in the world and 6,865^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.14 kickbacks per hour.