The Colony and Protectorate of Tropiconifera is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 27.676 billion Tropiconiferans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Welfare, although Healthcare, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Law & Order and Spirituality aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 17.9%.

The very strong Tropiconiferan economy, worth a remarkable 1,137 trillion tropical pine saars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Gambling, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 41,098 tropical pine saars, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, the government is reining in public spending, same-sex marriages are increasingly common, and a well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Tropiconifera's national animal is the frigate bird, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Tropiconifera is ranked 126,639^th in the world and 2^nd in Evergreen for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.