The Rogue Nation of Triumphant is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws. The hard-working population of 4.292 billion Triumphantians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.0%.

The very strong Triumphantian economy, worth 258 trillion pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Retail. Average income is 60,082 pounds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 169,601 per year while the poor average 17,038, a ratio of 10.0 to 1.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Triumphant's national animal is the kangaroo, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Triumphant is ranked 191,045^th in the world and 1^st in Bim tryhard for Least Corrupt Governments, with 92.81 percentage of bribes refused.