The Democratic Republic of Trinitarian is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Servetus with an even hand, and notable for its irreverence towards religion and absence of drug laws. The quiet, industrious population of 10.539 billion Trinitarianians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Transylvania City. The average income tax rate is 28.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Trinitarianian economy, worth 336 trillion francs a year, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 31,883 francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Servetus has just been declared ruler of Trinitarian in an international press conference, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, what citizens give with one hand they take away with the other, and people are more interested in gossip about the private lives of politicians than their policies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Trinitarian's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Unitarian.

Trinitarian is ranked 255,484^th in the world and 2^nd in Trinity for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -6.32 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.