The Empire of Treznor is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Marcus Treznor with a fair hand, and notable for its compulsory vegetarianism, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 47.256 billion Treznorans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Devonton. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Treznorian economy, worth an astonishing 30,312 trillion golden dubloons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Average income is a breathtaking 641,447 golden dubloons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bin lorries have replaced birds as the source of the dawn chorus, research grant proposals read like political diatribes, turning the other cheek is accompanied by a polite letter of complaint, and citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones. Crime is totally unknown. Treznor's national animal is the flightless red dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is none.

Treznor is ranked 670^th in the world and 6^th in The Vast for Largest Populations, with 47.3 billion capita.