The Grant of Trazio is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Bricco Lamparello with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 22.415 billion Trazians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The medium-sized, moralistic, pro-business government prioritizes Spirituality, although Law & Order, Defense, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cattero di Perucce. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.5%.

The very strong Trazian economy, worth a remarkable 1,173 trillion livroes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 52,359 livroes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 159,948 per year while the poor average 13,285, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Trazio has designated Cattero di Perucce as its capital city, parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list, Bricco Lamparello has just been declared ruler of Trazio in an international press conference, and Roman Catholicism has been named as Trazio's national religion. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Trazio's national animal is the Brute cow and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Trazio is ranked 243,487^th in the world and 94^th in Grant for Lowest Crime Rates, with 53.82 law-abiding acts per hour.