The Communist Utopia of Travislavania is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Joseph Stalin with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 8.664 billion Travislavanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vussal. The average income tax rate is 67.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Travislavanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,514 trillion Gold Bars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 174,811 Gold Bars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Executions often take hours as amateurs attempt to find veins, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky, tardiness has increased after carpooling was classified as a criminal offense, and the face of Joseph Stalin is a permanent feature of the Vussal skyline. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Travislavania's national animal is the siberian bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Stalinism.

Travislavania is ranked 35,243^rd in the world and 2,077^th in Osiris for Highest Food Quality, scoring 50.03 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.