The Proletariat Empire of Transgood is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory vegetarianism, ban on automobiles, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.344 billion Transgoodians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Helderad. The average income tax rate is 77.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Transgoodian economy, worth 316 trillion Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 94,593 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists, requests for government aid can be forwarded to the beach, and visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with Emperor. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Transgood's national animal is the muskrat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Atheism.

Transgood is ranked 297,860^th in the world and 10^th in Estanova for Least Corrupt Governments, with 43.63 percentage of bribes refused.