Population | 13.636 billion |
Capital | Totar City |
Leader | Imperador Totar I |
Faith | Dataísmo |
Currency | Totaria |
Animal | Tanque |
The Totally Totalitarian Tyranny of Totaristan is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Imperador Totar I with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 13.636 billion Totaristanos are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Totar City. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Totaristano economy, worth a remarkable 4,741 trillion Totarias a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 347,753 Totarias, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.
Medical experts advise that those claiming to be medical experts are probably fraudsters, the flight attendant who draws the short straw is on "cockpit bucket duty", space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Totaristan, and Totaristan isn't what it used to be. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Totaristan's national animal is the Tanque, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Dataísmo.
Totaristan is ranked 144,238th in the world and 77th in Portugal for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 546.25 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Totaristan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes, Most Avoided, Most Influential, Largest Black Market, and Highest Average Incomes.
- : Totaristan endorsed The Reino Arquipélago Nookie of Sayukun.
- : Totaristan was endorsed by The United Kingdom of Reino Unido da Madeira e Porto santo.
- : Totaristan was endorsed by The Republic of Labutes.
- : Totaristan was endorsed by The Systematic Union of Portuguese New Mexico.
- : Totaristan endorsed The United Kingdom of Reino Unido da Madeira e Porto santo.
- : Totaristan endorsed The Holy Imperialist Xicado of Ossela.
- : Totaristan endorsed The Systematic Union of Portuguese New Mexico.
- : Totaristan endorsed The Republic of Labutes.
- : Totaristan's influence in Portugal rose from "Contender" to "Instigator".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 24 » Nookie Island, Communist Galinea, Athaulphia, The Portuguese Workers, Ofiussia, Olarista, Nea Athinae, Reino de Portvgal, NovaPortugalidade, Reinado Brasileiro, Cipravia, Astartia, Alentejo and Algarve, Herya, Arquipelago da Coruja, Caxina, Kukinalia, Samosil, SoveskY, Grijo, Ossela, Portuguese New Mexico, Labutes, and Reino Unido da Madeira e Porto santo.