The New Cruor Federation of TorPache is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Avakael with an iron fist, and renowned for its digital currency, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 29.334 billion TorPacheans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vyborny. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 24.0%.

The frighteningly efficient TorPachean economy, worth a remarkable 2,638 trillion Halicarnassuses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Soda Sales. Average income is 89,952 Halicarnassuses, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 276,894 per year while the poor average 22,575, a ratio of 12.3 to 1.

The "swords to plowshares" policy has created a generation of farmers that can kill a yak from 200 yards away, the price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm, Avakael claims tax rises are the result of 'curses', and loading sixteen tons of laundry gets you another year older and deeper in debt. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TorPache's national animal is the White Phoenix and its national religion is Cruor.

TorPache is ranked 105,569^th in the world and 555^th in Ordo Imperialia for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 1,889.12 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.