The Merry Lib-mas of Topid Reborn is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its burgeoning eagle population. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 34.577 billion Topid Rebornians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 36.3%.

The Topid Rebornian economy, worth a remarkable 1,267 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 36,669 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate. Topid Reborn's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Topid Reborn is ranked 124,054^th in the world and 2^nd in Pacifica for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.