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He who allows oppression shares the crime.
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 201stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 248thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 372nd
The Free State of
Capitalizt
Influence
Duckspeaker
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Topid

Population29.144 billion

CapitalCrow City
LeaderAlex Corvis
FaithHeartagrism

Currencydollar
AnimalCrow

The Free State of Topid is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Alex Corvis with an even hand, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, enslaved workforce, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 29.144 billion Topes enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crow City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Topian economy, worth a remarkable 8,344 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 286,321 dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,172,747 per year while the poor average 46,216, a ratio of 25.4 to 1.

Amusement park rides frequently collapse due to lack of maintenance, foreign leaders who don't applaud Alex Corvis's speeches are regarded as enemies of Topid, citizens complain about a burning sensation after bathing, and workers have their fruitcake and eat it too. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Topid's national animal is the Crow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Heartagrism.

Topid is ranked 616th in the world and 2nd in Founderless for Most Avoided, scoring 754.4 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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1%
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 201stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 248thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 372ndFattest Citizens: 586thLargest Insurance Industry: 592ndMost Avoided: 616thHighest Crime Rates: 620thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 678thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 691stHighest Disposable Incomes: 741stMost Armed: 832ndLargest Gambling Industry: 858thHighest Economic Output: 955thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 989thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,184thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,420thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,535thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,735thLargest Mining Sector: 1,807thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,906thHighest Average Incomes: 2,686thLargest Retail Industry: 2,754thTop
5%
Rudest Citizens: 3,265thLargest Populations: 3,478thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,789thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,166thMost Efficient Economies: 4,469thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,387thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,427thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,439thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,948thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,261stLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,780thTop
10%
Most Cultured: 14,374thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,506thSmartest Citizens: 14,630thLargest Black Market: 17,212thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,963rdHighest Drug Use: 26,233rd
Top
10%
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Topid was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : The Security Council resolution Repeal "Commend Topid" was passed 8,692 votes to 5,706.
  • : Topid was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Topid was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Topid was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Topid was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Topid was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Topid was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Topid was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Topid's influence in Founderless rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".

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