The Holy Gold Disastr of Too opressive is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Iron Fist with an iron fist, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, free-roaming dinosaurs, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 4.175 billion Too oprssivans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of BLACK HAWKS. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 45.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Too oprssivan economy, worth 663 trillion whips a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 158,858 whips, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 848,855 per year while the poor average 15,596, a ratio of 54.4 to 1.

The strong are acquitted and the weak are trampled in trial by a Tyrant, pharmacists increasingly claim they are morally obligated to take long lunches, emergency responders spend more time in the air than giving air, and reports of arson have doubled since the introduction of a privatised fire protection service. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Too opressive's national animal is the Tyrant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Opprssion.

Too opressive is ranked 25,435^th in the world and 17^th in The Global Elite for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,917.3 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.