The District of Tokelau Union is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its burgeoning deer population. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 26.703 billion Tokelau Unionists are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The medium-sized, moralistic, outspoken government prioritizes Welfare, with Healthcare, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.7%.

The very strong Tokelau Unionian economy, worth 729 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 27,328 betales, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is voluntary and military funding has been stripped back. Crime is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. Tokelau Union's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Tokelau Union is ranked 236,352^nd in the world and 8^th in Atafu for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 21,125.19 Standard Monetary Units.