The Potatoist Republic of Togekiss Federation is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Алексе́й Леони́дович Па́житнов with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-working, democratic population of 13.557 billion Potatians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Khabarovsk-Sitka. The average income tax rate is 76.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Togekiss Federationian economy, worth 884 trillion Potatoes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 65,228 Potatoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Refugees from other nations are flocking to Togekiss Federation's border, hymns sung by popular choirs top the billboard charts, allergy-sufferers must wear gas masks before venturing outdoors, and for just a few extra Potatoes Potatians can get new driving records with their new cars. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Togekiss Federation's national animal is the Togekiss, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Potatoism.

Togekiss Federation is ranked 53,949^th in the world and 2^nd in Despotic Europe for Lowest Crime Rates, with 73.21 law-abiding acts per hour.