The Armed Republic of Toffland is a small, cultured nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic population of 36 million Tofflandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Welfare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 29.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Tofflandian economy, worth 2.44 trillion Tollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 67,866 Tollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Matryoshka dolls resembling nested Death Stars are commonly sold, confused-looking pigeons slide gently off frictionless window ledges, people who have never eaten chicken are told it tastes a bit like crocodile, and you can't put down the nation's attitude to pet health. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Toffland's national animal is the Peregrine falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Toffland is ranked 66,648^th in the world and 1^st in the Goop for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 3,067.85 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.