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Cowabunga
Largest Insurance Industry: 5,107thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,623rdNudest: 9,800th
The Fighter of
Moralistic Democracy
Influence
Truckler
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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TMNT

Population6.921 billion

CapitalSewers
LeaderSplinter
FaithPizza

Currencydenier
Animalturtle

The Fighter of TMNT is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Splinter with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, avowedly heterosexual populace, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, devout population of 6.921 billion TMNTians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sewers. The average income tax rate is 51.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient TMNTian economy, worth 669 trillion deniers a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 96,669 deniers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Law schools are hurrying to teach the "prank defense" to their students, increasing numbers of children in TMNT have different eye and hair color to their supposed fathers, barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the Sewers Natural History Museum, and increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. TMNT's national animal is the turtle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Pizza.

TMNT is ranked 89,830th in the world and 22nd in Square Enix for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 51.56 Effective Tax Rate.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 5,107thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,623rdNudest: 9,800thMost Avoided: 9,861stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9,925thLargest Mining Sector: 12,364thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 19,421stLargest Black Market: 20,484thMost Advanced Public Education: 23,870thMost Subsidized Industry: 25,249thLargest Information Technology Sector: 25,535thMost Cultured: 30,291st
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionTop
10%
Smartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in TMNT, increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times.
  • : Following new legislation in TMNT, barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the Sewers Natural History Museum.
  • : Following new legislation in TMNT, increasing numbers of children in TMNT have different eye and hair color to their supposed fathers.
  • : Following new legislation in TMNT, law schools are hurrying to teach the "prank defense" to their students.
  • : Following new legislation in TMNT, illicit spice trade makes desert merchants wrangling worms blush.
  • : Following new legislation in TMNT, women across the country are tying the knot.
  • : Following new legislation in TMNT, muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions.
  • : Following new legislation in TMNT, couples kissing on the street are detained for 'unlawful exchange of genetic material'.
  • : Following new legislation in TMNT, self defense is just as despicable as armed robbery.
  • : Following new legislation in TMNT, pilots always remember to send their doctors a Maxxmas card.

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