The Kingdom of Tir nan Coilltean is a massive, genial nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The cynical, devout population of 4.767 billion Muinntir na Coille are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 53.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Duine de Choille economy, worth 206 trillion Crun an Righs a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 43,297 Crun an Righs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The well-to-do in Palatine are never on time for important appointments, the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Muinntir na Coille any less frightened, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, and Tir nan Coilltean has designated Tir nan Coilltean City as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tir nan Coilltean's national animal is the Red Deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tir nan Coilltean is ranked 54,391^st in the world and 23^rd in Palatine for Nicest Citizens, with 16.29 average smiles per day.