The Protectorate of Tip of the Pacifican Spear is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 16.064 billion Tip of the Pacifican Spearians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Public Transport. The average income tax rate is 35.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Tip of the Pacifican Spearian economy, worth 528 trillion denarii a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 32,921 denarii, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Motorists' locations are constantly tracked by intelligence and law enforcement agencies, Tip of the Pacifican Spear's newly-famous raindances to summon storms instead attract tourists from all over The New Pacific Order, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, and punitive tariffs protect local industry. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Tip of the Pacifican Spear's national animal is the Franco.

Tip of the Pacifican Spear is ranked 167,254^th in the world and 3^rd in The New Pacific Order for Most Primitive, scoring -63.64 on the Scary Big Number Scale.