The Republic of Tinymailmanistan is a small, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 23 million Tinymailmen are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 73.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The fragile Tinymailmani economy, worth 529 billion kromers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Cheese Exports, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 23,031 kromers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques, promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service, white strait-jackets are the new orange jumpsuits, and children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tinymailmanistan's national animal is the pipis, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tinymailmanistan is ranked 243,769^th in the world and 117^th in The United Binturong Islands for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -3.35 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.