The North Pole Alliance of Thran is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, ruled by Santa with an even hand, and notable for its enforced nudity. The quiet, industrious population of 28.313 billion Thranians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Spirituality, with Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thrania. The average income tax rate is 33.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The enormous but inefficient Thranian economy, worth a remarkable 1,011 trillion Euros a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Furniture Restoration, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 35,718 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Organ donation is compulsory, Thran has designated Thrania as its capital city, The Worship of Christmas has been named as Thran's national religion, and Santa has just been declared ruler of Thran in an international press conference. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thran's national animal is the reindeer and its national religion is The Worship of Christmas.

Thran is ranked 46,479^th in the world and 1^st in Vanitian for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 3,842.58 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.