The Free Land of Thorondor is a massive, pleasant nation, notable for its compulsory military service, parental licensing program, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.706 billion Thorondorians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.9%.

The strong Thorondorian economy, worth 207 trillion Randoms a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Soda Sales, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 55,941 Randoms, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

Sheepish teenagers are making eye contact with their parents for the first time in a decade during state-enforced 'no-phones hour', happiness is all being miserable together, on-call doctors who check their pagers during movies are banned from cinemas for life, and pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thorondor's national animal is the Random.

Thorondor is ranked 126,074^th in the world and 8^th in Ennor for Most Corrupt Governments, with 6.54 kickbacks per hour.