The None of This Is Real is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The quiet, industrious population of 21.537 billion Werefish enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 74.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Werefish economy, worth 371 trillion Holograms a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is 17,253 Holograms, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Genetic researchers have been expelled, voting is voluntary, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, and education and welfare spending are on the rise. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. This Is Real's national animal is the Exploited, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

This Is Real is ranked 125,570^th in the world and 2^nd in Alliance of Stalinist States for Most Corrupt Governments, with 6.6 kickbacks per hour.