The Disputed Schedule of Things and Sugar is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by the one who paid more fufufu with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 1.805 billion Things Sellers are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, pro-business government prioritizes Healthcare, with Welfare, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Treatment Clinic. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.9%.

The thriving Things Seller economy, worth 137 trillion glucoses a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Trout Farming, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 76,146 glucoses, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 363,502 per year while the poor average 9,362, a ratio of 38.8 to 1.

Convicts released after being found "wrongfully imprisoned" are surprisingly chill about the whole thing, The one who paid more fufufu has just been declared ruler of Things and Sugar in an international press conference, diaper ads feature vertically-challenged adults wearing bootees, and cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Things and Sugar's national animal is the crab.

Things and Sugar is ranked 18,194^th in the world and 1^st in The Infinite Battlefield of Acheron for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 71,654.19 Standard Monetary Units.