The Kingdom of Theodwyn is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, avant-garde cinema, and frequent executions. The compassionate, hard-working population of 3.626 billion Theodwynians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Environment, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26.3%.

The all-consuming Theodwynian economy, worth 270 trillion Penings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 74,736 Penings, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 245,994 per year while the poor average 17,010, a ratio of 14.5 to 1.

Police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, and murder is sanctioned if the legal paperwork is filled out correctly. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Theodwyn's national animal is the Mearas.

Theodwyn is ranked 106,404^th in the world and 3^rd in Lograd for Most Corrupt Governments, with 10.87 kickbacks per hour.