The Sad of Thelandofsadsadsad is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.651 billion Thelandofsadsadsadians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sad. The average income tax rate is 56.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Thelandofsadsadsadian economy, worth 449 trillion Sads a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 123,240 Sads, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

The government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy', tax assessment offices double as polling stations, brains have been removed from lists of best brain foods, and copies of the constitution are used as toilet paper. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thelandofsadsadsad's national animal is the Sad, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Thelandofsadsadsad is ranked 245,937^th in the world and 485^th in The Funian Puppet Region for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -5.72 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.