The Twisted Mind of TheJasoMaster is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The First One with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, prohibition of alcohol, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 23.156 billion Jason Clones are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jatopia. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Jaso economy, worth a remarkable 6,137 trillion Bucks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Information Technology and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 265,032 Bucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The vow 'til death do us part' is often taken as an invitation to murder, every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains, praying at the office can see you terminated for napping, and many politicians are serving jail time for minor drug offenses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TheJasoMaster's national animal is the Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is the Path of Jason.

TheJasoMaster is ranked 2,482^nd in the world and 1^st in Land of Turtles for Most Developed, scoring 97.75 on the Human Development Index.