The Emirate of The Waitress is a massive, pleasant nation, renowned for its burgeoning Kitsune population. The hard-working population of 1.06 billion Waitressians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 12.4%.

The Waitressian economy, worth 54.3 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Soda Sales, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 51,223 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Waitress's national animal is the Kitsune.

The Waitress is ranked 230,529^th in the world and 16^th in The Micro Union for Largest Black Market, with 286 billion Standard Monetary Units.