The Federation of The UEE is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Chris Roberts with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, free-roaming dinosaurs, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 21.151 billion United Empire of Earth citizens are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Earth. The average income tax rate is 86.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient UEEian economy, worth a remarkable 3,976 trillion united earth credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Retail, Uranium Mining, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 188,010 united earth credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Women no longer need to pepper conversations with incessant references to fictitious husbands, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, children's TV shows are having a gay old time, and retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The UEE's national animal is the lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Erin Worship.

The UEE is ranked 258,911^th in the world and 2^nd in Monbalaur for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 3,331.76 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.