The Armed Republic of The Tutonia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Xavier Prejudice with an iron fist, and notable for its aversion to nipples, digital currency, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 23.776 billion Tutonians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Loria. The average income tax rate is 77.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Tutonian economy, worth a remarkable 5,958 trillion Tangoes a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 250,596 Tangoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

New religious sects are squashed immediately by the government, cremation is compulsory for the deceased, the government has put a kid glove on the invisible hand of the free market, and first-time moms are expected to be experienced parents from day one. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Tutonia's national animal is the Werewolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity.

The Tutonia is ranked 44,512^th in the world and 2^nd in The Black Diamond for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 4,793.63 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.