The Nomadic Peoples of The Triple Consortium is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Muddy Puddles with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 19.714 billion Trips are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Phat Bottoms. The average income tax rate is 67.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Trip economy, worth a remarkable 3,022 trillion Dr Peppas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 153,327 Dr Peppas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Fan-made edits of old films have seen a sudden jump in quality, the military's newest anti-tank strategy is throwing a landmine like a frisbee, the government is hounded to provide tissues whenever the feelings of the Dàguó people are hurt, and the Trip government is the world's largest NGO. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Triple Consortium's national animal is the Black Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Boogiism.

The Triple Consortium is ranked 330,414^th in the world and 16^th in Mordor for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -21.21 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.