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Justice, Piety, Loyalty
Largest Insurance Industry: 2,177thMost Primitive: 12,654thSafest: 17,330th
The Democratic Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Influence
Duckspeaker
Colonel Anjan Kloss
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Superior Kivu

Population3.637 billion

CurrencyMark
AnimalWolverine

The Democratic Republic of The Superior Kivu is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, avant-garde cinema, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.637 billion Superior Kivuans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 46.1%.

The thriving Superior Kivuan economy, worth 275 trillion Marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 75,864 Marks, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Museums have more touchscreens on display than artifacts, sermons are regularly interrupted by businessmen taking phone calls, every workday begins with group therapy, and the people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Superior Kivu's national animal is the Wolverine, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The Superior Kivu is ranked 280,425th in the world and 85th in Fukuoka for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 20.08 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 2,177thTop
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Most Primitive: 12,654thTop
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Safest: 17,330thMost Advanced Public Transport: 23,761stMost Authoritarian: 23,847thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 24,632ndLargest Mining Sector: 25,032nd
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionMost Extreme: 6th in the regionMost Primitive: 6th in the regionMost Stationary: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 8th in the regionMost Developed: 8th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 8th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 8th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9th in the regionLargest Populations: 9th in the regionLargest Governments: 9th in the regionMost Influential: 9th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Superior Kivu's influence in Fukuoka rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : Following new legislation in The Superior Kivu, the people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli.
  • : Following new legislation in The Superior Kivu, every workday begins with group therapy.
  • : Following new legislation in The Superior Kivu, sermons are regularly interrupted by businessmen taking phone calls.
  • : Following new legislation in The Superior Kivu, museums have more touchscreens on display than artifacts.
  • : Following new legislation in The Superior Kivu, the fattest folk in The Superior Kivu look to be the happiest ones.
  • : The Superior Kivu was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Following new legislation in The Superior Kivu, a tax exemption has created a new hunger for octogenarian millionaires dating women 60 years their younger.
  • : Following new legislation in The Superior Kivu, the traditional Violetist dish of stuffed sheep's head is served with an intense look of shock upon its face.
  • : Following new legislation in The Superior Kivu, panels from bankrupt rooftop solar companies are used as props for sci-fi B-movies.

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