Population | 3.637 billion |
Currency | Mark |
Animal | Wolverine |
The Democratic Republic of The Superior Kivu is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, avant-garde cinema, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.637 billion Superior Kivuans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 46.1%.
The thriving Superior Kivuan economy, worth 275 trillion Marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 75,864 Marks, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.
Museums have more touchscreens on display than artifacts, sermons are regularly interrupted by businessmen taking phone calls, every workday begins with group therapy, and the people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Superior Kivu's national animal is the Wolverine, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
The Superior Kivu is ranked 280,425th in the world and 85th in Fukuoka for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 20.08 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Superior Kivu's influence in Fukuoka rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
- : Following new legislation in The Superior Kivu, the people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli.
- : Following new legislation in The Superior Kivu, every workday begins with group therapy.
- : Following new legislation in The Superior Kivu, sermons are regularly interrupted by businessmen taking phone calls.
- : Following new legislation in The Superior Kivu, museums have more touchscreens on display than artifacts.
- : Following new legislation in The Superior Kivu, the fattest folk in The Superior Kivu look to be the happiest ones.
- : The Superior Kivu was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
- : Following new legislation in The Superior Kivu, a tax exemption has created a new hunger for octogenarian millionaires dating women 60 years their younger.
- : Following new legislation in The Superior Kivu, the traditional Violetist dish of stuffed sheep's head is served with an intense look of shock upon its face.
- : Following new legislation in The Superior Kivu, panels from bankrupt rooftop solar companies are used as props for sci-fi B-movies.