The Grand Dictatorship of The Soviet Union of Dictators is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by the Great and Most Powerful Dictator with an iron fist, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, strictly enforced bedtime, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 25.164 billion Dictators are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Dictator's Grand Palace. The average income tax rate is 99.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Dictatorian economy, worth an astonishing 12,303 trillion Bullets a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 488,944 Bullets, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Confused-looking pigeons slide gently off frictionless window ledges, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues, refugees without a PhD are sent back to where they came from, and citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Soviet Union of Dictators's national animal is the Tank, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is praising the Great and Powerful Dictator.

The Soviet Union of Dictators is ranked 283,624^th in the world and 332^nd in The Black Hawks for Safest, scoring 4.06 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.