The Most Serene Republic of The Sepairatists is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its anti-smoking policies, prohibition of alcohol, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 640 million Sepairatistsians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.3%.

The very strong Sepairatistsian economy, worth 40.5 trillion Estrogens a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Gambling, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 63,207 Estrogens, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 178,419 per year while the poor average 17,924, a ratio of 10.0 to 1.

Leader has no checks and balances after the upper house was abolished, urban entrepreneurs are busy introducing cockroaches into restaurant kitchens, politicians are battling inequality by declaring themselves better than everyone else, and loading sixteen tons of laundry gets you another year older and deeper in debt. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. The Sepairatists's national animal is the Double-Headed Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The Sepairatists is ranked 123,226^th in the world and 1,500^th in eta for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 610.76 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.