The Republic of The Seania is a mammoth, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 5.605 billion Seanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 31.1%.

The strong Seanian economy, worth 270 trillion pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Gambling, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 48,316 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, radio stations are forbidden to play anything with too much drum or bass, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts, and some say Leader has gone MAD after authorizing the development of apocalyptic biological weapons. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Seania's national animal is the emu, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The Seania is ranked 177,653^rd in the world and 18^th in Lassa for Highest Average Incomes, with 48,316.58 Standard Monetary Units.