The Republic of The Seal of Fall is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 3.121 billion Seal of Fallians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.1%.

The very strong Seal of Fallian economy, worth 156 trillion lire a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is 50,062 lire, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 259,627 per year while the poor average 5,230, a ratio of 49.6 to 1.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. The Seal of Fall's national animal is the lion, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

The Seal of Fall is ranked 269,754^th in the world and 5^th in Fallcrest for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -4.85 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.