The Teletubby Republic of The SB is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by 小波 with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 1.775 billion teletubbies are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Administration, although Education, Law & Order, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of teletuubyland. The average income tax rate is 59.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient teletubby economy, worth 213 trillion TubbyBucks a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 120,214 TubbyBucks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Death compensation has some family members fearing to pay back others' debt they may be disappearing, small children pause apologies for their misdeeds to ask what fiscal insolvency actually is, there are no bananas today in The SB, and mystics are claiming that a simultaneous rise in scepticism and education budgets is correlation rather than causation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The SB's national animal is the rabbit, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is random religion.

The SB is ranked 26,120^th in the world and 1^st in China Home for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,873.53 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.