The Greg Anthony Army of The Republican Point Guard is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Greg Anthony with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.676 billion Republican Point Guardians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, well-organized government prioritizes Spirituality, although Education, Law & Order, and Defense are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Portland. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.9%.

The very strong Republican Point Guardian economy, worth 110 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 65,814 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, the native owl population is in permanent hibernation, it is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey, and college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Republican Point Guard's national animal is the bald eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Suffocating Defender Moralism.

The Republican Point Guard is ranked 129,865^th in the world and 1,211^th in Artificial Solar System for Highest Food Quality, scoring 18 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.