The Federal Republic of The Red Blood Eagle is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by President Cong Ki Ha with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 7.942 billion NianEstaciuses enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Reddenthsvka. The average income tax rate is 9.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Red Blood Eaglean economy, worth 389 trillion Tenalzurias a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 48,982 Tenalzurias, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, even the most lowly council pen-pusher has the same political power as a senior minister, police spend their Saturday nights breaking up illegal street races, and graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Red Blood Eagle's national animal is the Red eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Church of Niviosiem.

The Red Blood Eagle is ranked 103,384^th in the world and 47^th in The Everlasting Kawaii Empire for Most Patriotic, with 14.74 flags saluted per person per day.