The Unyielding Crusader Kingdom of The Order of St Thomas is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by High King Leopold with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, ubiquitous missile silos, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 3.328 billion Order of St Thomasians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sofia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 37.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Order of St Thomasian economy, worth 329 trillion Denars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 98,944 Denars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 380,423 per year while the poor average 17,721, a ratio of 21.5 to 1.

University applicants are judged by how much they laugh at professors' tired jokes, the government spends billions to protect The Order of St Thomas from a disaster that is one in a million, ghost regiments exist only on paper, and the nation's new Mylab space station is notorious for being the loneliest place above the planet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Order of St Thomas's national animal is the Horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Bulgarian Orthodoxy.

The Order of St Thomas is ranked 115,322^nd in the world and 2^nd in The Order of Corinth for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 2,449.91 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.