The Republic of The Nugee Theta is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, renowned for its restrictive gun laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 10.486 billion Nugee Thetans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 19.4%.

The Nugee Thetan economy, worth 464 trillion kronor a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Automobile Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 44,267 kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Nugee Theta's national animal is the horse, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

The Nugee Theta is ranked 125,155^th in the world and 1^st in Dorito Juice for Nicest Citizens, with 12 average smiles per day.